Aaah. The fourth most popular story on the BBC News website this morning. You can’t buy advertising like this!

Twelve people have been killed in South Africa’s city of Johannesburg since Friday in a wave of attacks against immigrants, officials say.

Only twelve? Sheesh! Is Joburg on a go-slow or something?

For those of you in the motherland, this is just typical of stories about South Africa over here. Not surprising loads of foreigners shit themselves at the prospect of visiting.