Amazing what you can pick up on Craigslist these days. Like this lovely vagina couch. Who wouldn’t want a delicious vagina couch in the lounge?

The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are…several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape”.

Not too sure quite how I’d feel about flopping down into some stranger’s sloppy seconds after a hard day’s work, though. And I doubt it would go too well with the rest of our furniture. A pair of titty poofs and a penis lamp would do nicely.

It would make a very, very nice “late-nite-softcore” accessory, mind you. Guilty Sweat Desires IV on late night e. You know what I’m talking about. A glass of rosé and a stick of incense. Mmmmmm.