This “bootlegged” (read: shit quality) trailer for James Cameron’s budget-busting 3-D CGI extravaganza has hit the internet. If you squint just right, you’ll get a pretty good idea of what “Avatar” is all about: Lieutenant Dan and a bunch of man-sized Smurfs hanging around on floating islands.

If you’re like me and get hard talking about movie financial stats, “Avatar” will make your dick explode: it will probably end up being the most expensive flick ever made, with a budget topping $300m.

I’m fully engorged right now.