Man, these guys know how to party. Did someone spike their sacramental wine with speed? Or are they just high on the Holy Spirit? Lucky bastards. I asked my weed guy the other night if he could get his hands on some sweet Holy Spirit, but no luck. Apparently there’s a serious drought at the moment, and a huge shipment was seized last weekend at the airport in Jerusalem. Sucks.

God, these monkeys are going to feel soooo embarrassed when they vrek and finally realise that their guy had been selling them powdered sherbet instead of real Holy Spirit all along. Because everyone knows that you can’t just “buy” Holy Spirit powder. That’s ridiculous! That’s blasphemy! It comes in rocks, idiots. For smoking.

Haha. Religion: letting people make complete, oblivious tools of themselves since, um, 50,000 BC.