This site is a little beauty. “Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night?” – well they do.

It’s a veritable fucking gold mine! I started out just reading the “Worst Nights” tab, but the others are just as good!

Here’s the tip of the tip of the iceberg:

Best Nights

(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

Worst Night

(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this

(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

(703): we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as ‘regret’

(617): just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet

(775): Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
(504): Error 1684C: You’re last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

(480): so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, “I can has cheeseburger?” and then went back to eating me out.

Woooohooooo. Awesome, awesome. I’m sure some of them aren’t exactly what we might call “real”, but they’re still fucking hilarious anyway.

(thanks harps)