“The most expensive advertising slots on television”, they say about the half-time gap during the Super Bowl. I’ll bet that’s not even true. I bet they just say that to keep fat idiots on the couch during the break instead of letting them wander off to have a kak or refill the pork-rinds bucket. I haven’t quite worked out who “they” are yet, but I have a feeling they’re XXL’s with lots of chins, loose-fitting nylon suits and comb-overs. Not the type of people you’d ordinarily listen to.

Check out all of Sunday’s commercials here. The link was a little slow this morning, which means that if you load the page in South Africa now, you might be able to watch a few of them by next weekend. Assuming your session isn’t “interrupted” by Eskom. Good luck!