Shauna Sand, who has posed for Playboy and was once married to Falcon Crest greasemachine Lorenzo Lamas, has a sex tape. If ever there was a more shameless, more pathetic, more degrading cry for career help than this…please send me the details, this shit makes me hard.

Seriously…well, as serious as we can be…Shauna’s hardly kicking up a fuss about the tape, and Vivid will be releasing it soon anyways, so we’ll have all seen it in full before the end of the month. She’s clearly in on the whole thing too.

But I thought I’d point you in the direction of the nsfw trailer and website. It’s here.

Sure, she’s old, busted and only a nip and a tuck away from turning into Morph, but it’s a sex tape. And we like sex tapes.