LOS ANGELES (MSN) — Shannon Elizabeth, who starred in “American Pie,” and husband Joseph Reitman have decided to split, People magazine reported Monday.

Yes please! Everybody’s favourite naked exchange student is single again, and most certainly dying (I’ve convinced myself) to tuck into a Salami sandwich or two. Boy…she and I have the most incredible and kinky sex everytime American Pie and I get left in a room alone together.

But seriously…what’s the deal with all the hot chick break-ups over the past few months? Did CNN tell the States that I’ll be visiting LA soon? Its not really true, but if that’s the case, I suppose I can make an appearance.

Thanks to Ziets, one of our Cape Town correspondents (and the man with the highest “batting” average for 2005 to date) for the scoop.