After getting indirectly dissed by John McCain in one of his campaign commercials, Paris has hit back with a pitch of her own.

Fine, Paris is a total airhead, but it’s quite scary how much political influence she wields. This whole thing isn’t doing McCain any favours – and the Hiltons are Republicans! So if we end up with a very tight election, don’t discount Paris’ contribution.

Actually, couldn’t she just come down to SA and run for president? She’d get me to the polls.