Donald Rumsfeld is giving his daily briefing to George Bush. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!“, the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!“.

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?“

Ha ha.

* Update: smg advises me that apparently this joke is old, and its already done the rounds. Please forgive my ignorance.