Well, it’s a stretch, but if she was the bugger who naughtily slipped Heath the bottle of OxyContin that potentially contributed to his prescription cocktail overdose, then she should rightly feel very, very bad for herself. So bad, in fact, that she’s demanding immunity from prosecution in exchange for her cooperation with the federal investigation into Ledger’s “accidental” death. Ouch. Not really something an innocent person would do, is it?

The actress’ lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen, who was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger’s body in his SoHo apartment in January.

Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky “Full House” actress to tell them whatever she knows about the “Dark Knight” star’s behavior, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning, according to sources. (New York Post)

Gosh. Slap her with a fucking subpoena. Stick her in the dock. Let’s hear what she has to say. And while she’s up there, ask her what she did with Joey, Stephanie and DJ. Seeing as she looks a bit like a zombie, is it such a stretch to consider that she might be systematically drugging and abducting actors and then slowly eating them alive? She just overextended herself a bit with Heath. The game’s up, Skeletor!

I always liked Ashley better.