Boingggggg!

Let’s get real for a minute: we don’t actually want to hit that. Sure, it might be good for a night or two, but it’ll ruin sex for the rest of your life. May as well cut your cock off once you’ve hoofed her out the door because you’ll never slip into something more comfortable again. And don’t think you can tie her down for life either – it might be nice to come home to Marisa cooking you a surf and turf dinner wearing nothing but an apron, but you’ll never be able to trust your mates again and, if you do manage to hang onto her for more than a couple of years, she’s only going to let herself go and you’ll be left banging the husk of what was once your finest accomplishment. So sad.

Marisa the Unattainable is exactly what we need.