What next? She’s one of those lizards from V? Boooooooring.

Lindsay’s been spotted kissing 30-year-old DJ Samantha Ronson (Mark Ronson’s sister) in Cannes. There’s even a rumour they’re engaged.

We’ll stop a while so you can get off the bus and take stupid pictures, and then let’s move on to the next attraction. Follow the yellow umbrella and watch out for pickpockets!