This time she’s got them out for realsies. I think there might even be a bit of minge tucked away behind the sheet as well. I find that a little confusing, because I’d been told that Lindsay actually has a vestigial penis sprouting from her flaps, but I couldn’t find it. And I looked. Boy, did I look.

The snaps are by Bert Stern and are supposed to be a recreation of his famous Marilyn Monroe spread:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

I suppose these pics are technically nsfw because if you squint just right you can see all that Lindsay has to offer (which is quite a bit, as it turns out), but I’m going to publish the uncensored versions anyways. They feel arty and there’s not much in the way of clarity. Your boss will excuse you. Unless he lates Lindsay Lohan, which is quite possible because most people do. Including me. But those funbags are messing with me. They look like motorboating paradise. Brrrrrrrrmmmmmmmrrrrrrrbllllllrrrrrr. Delicious. I’m full now, thanks.

They could’ve airbrushed the fucking freckles though. Disgusting firecrotch.

Rrrrrrrllllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.