Well this is special! Sex In The City’s Charlotte finally gives us something to spank talk about. Samantha and that dyke chick were always getting their titties out, but Kristin Davis remained relatively chaste throughout the show’s lengthy run. Which I always found highly frustrating, because she’s unquestionably the hottest of the four.

But now I finally get my kicks.

Sex photos allegedly featuring Kristin Davis were reportedly taken by her ex-boyfriend.

The pictures which appear to show the ‘Sex and the City’ actress performing oral sex on a man – claims which have been vehemently denied – are said to have been taken by a former lover in 1992, according to gossip website tmz.com.

Despite initial reports suggesting a sex tape of the actress had been released, it is now believed 20 photos were sold by the ex-boyfriend to a third party, who then posted them online. (more)

I’m going to cut to the chase here. I had to do some serious croppage on the photo above, because, as you’ve no-doubt guessed by now, that isn’t an Almond Magnum in Kristin’s mouth. You can check out a bunch of the photos here (nsfw, obviously). They’re not the most appealing shots I’ve ever “experienced”, but at least when the Sex And The City movie hits the UK in May, I’ll be able to sit back, enjoy my popcorn and be content in the knowledge that I finally got to see Charlotte’s minge. Awesome.

By the by, I’ve received some complaints that Splattermail hasn’t been too active over the past couple of weeks. I know I’ve been slow and I apologise. Work’s manic at the moment what with everyone trying to get their deals done before the capital gains tax hike hits on 6 April. Just be patient. We’ll be back to full steam as soon as possible.