He had a couple of good albums and has managed to get his mojo on with loads of hot chicks, including Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Victoria’s Secret model Minka Kelly and, recently, Jennifer Aniston. I always pegged him as a total loser and couldn’t work out how he managed to convince girls like these to even be photographed standing next to him, let alone handing him the keys to their funboxes.

After watching his latest Funny Or Die video, I’ve decided to give the mop-headed cockpiece a little bit of credit. He’s a funny guy. And he says “fuck” and “coke fart” a bit, which I reckon gives him some credibility. Some. Not a lot, but some.

John Mayer’s alright in my books. “Why don’t I just tell them I’m John Mayer?” – ha!

Thanks to Cath for the link.