Spotted in Leicester Square yesterday by Zorba ahead of the premiere for Will Smith’s new autobiographical movie “Cock”, which is basically a 2-hour montage of random people in shopping malls and stuff explaining why they think that the Fresh Prince is such a self-absorbed, talentless asshole.

Nah. “Hancock” is actually about an alcoholic, homeless superhero and also stars Jason Bateman and Charlize Theron. And it really doesn’t look all bad. Hell, I’m going to watch it. Here’s the trailer:

I still hate Will Smith.