I’ve knocked this photo into a considerably classier format, because Harry Potter’s BFF Hermione Granger (aka Emma Watson) has been officially initiated into the ranks of celebritysuperslutdom following a well-timed cooter-flash for the paps. “Cooter” and “paps”: I love using those words in the same sentence!

Emma’s only just turned 18, incidentally. Fine timing, my dear. And fine combing. Very, very fine combing indeed.

She’s looking alright, isn’t she? Cute little see-through undies, and a neatly kept window-box. Good work. Nothing wrong with a bit of fluff, so long as it’s properly groomed and parted. As you can see, she’s opted for the centre-parting, which is quite a bit more appealing than the Trump comb-over or the Hendrix Vagi-fro, as was the mode of choice during the seventies and early eighties. Thank the heavens the painful recent 80’s revival hasn’t been a full-frontal attack. Although I’ll bite my tongue at this juncture for fear of having to eat my words in the near future. Unless, naturally, those words are all anatomical and rhyme with a mispronounced “regina”. Or refer to the monochromatic mammal made famous in the Wind In The Pillows.

Click here for the deliciously nsfw snatch shots, courtesy of the ever-informative WWTDD.

UPDATE: Money-shot here.