Haha. A Polish cleaner has been sacked after being busted “servicing” his Henry Hoover. Fairly amusing, but I do feel a bit sorry for the poor bastard. Henry’s kinda cute looking. And, as word has it, he does suck like an Electrolux.

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its “nose”.

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was “a common practice in Poland”. He has since been fired.

Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as “famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again.”

Frankly, I think the dude had a fantastic excuse. I vacuum my undies at least three times a week, but I have a slightly more convenient penchant for Dustbusting, because the unit’s much smaller and easier to sneak around with. And even if you don’t believe his alibi, why not cut the guy some slack for at least coming up with a compelling story? Who knows what the fuck people get up to in Poland. We know they abduct backpackers and cut them into little teeny pieces in abandoned factories, but other than that, how much do we really know about our neighbours to the, um, north-east-ish?

Hell, I’d be prepared to forgive the Poles for most things, because they do (together with the other countries in that region) keep our strip-clubs moist and glistening. Up the Poles!