Yes, yes – happy National Cleavage Day, everyone! I hope there was a lovely pair of tits waiting for you at the foot of your bed when you woke up this morning! I think I must have pissed the Bosom Fairy off at some stage in the past year, because I got jack. But boy did I have fun putting this post together! I think I gave myself carnal tunnel syndrome. Both wrists are aching.

It’s all very nsfw. You have been warned.

Allow me to introduce the girls to you. On the top left, we have Catalina Cruz. She’s pretty, she’s got fantastic cleavage…and she knows her way around a dildo. Good girl. Top right, may I present the oh-so-popular Louise Glover. She’s a bit of an internet and glamour-mag favourite, so she fits right at home with Splattermail. Louise is definitely one to take home to the folks! Alison Angel slots in at the bottom on the left. She certainly has the face of an angel, but she has the body of the Devil himself. Assuming, of course, that the Devil decided to slip into something a little more tempting than curly ginger hair. And that quim…oh, that quim! It’s just crying out to be tickled. Finally, on the bottom right, in keeping with the theme of this post, I’ve decided to dedicate a little retrospective to the heavenly rack of Keeley Hazell. Her face radiates purity and innocence, but her cannons are begging for a sausage-thumping. Keeley is a true dichotomy. And no, that’s not a botanical reference.

Aaah. Merry National Cleavage Day, one and all!