Quite lovely, is our Rosaria. Never heard of her before, have no idea what her claim to fame is (aside from being moderately attractive), but I’m going to be keeping an eye out for her in future. And you know which “eye” I’m talking about, right? Yes. My left eye.

If you thought I was talking about my penis, you should be ashamed. And you’ve clearly got more serious issues than I do, which means you must be a serial killer or certifiably unhinged. Or both. Have you considered some home electrotherapy? Stick two jumper cable ends in the toaster and snap the other ends onto your nipples. Set to incinerate. Trust me – it works. It sorted out my compulsion to copulate with letter boxes.

Have a nice Friday, psychos.

See some more nsfw shots of Rosaria here.