I’m bleeding from my eyeballs this morning thanks to an unexpectedly heavy night last night, so I’m going to keep this short. Real short.

See more of Kelly Carlson (above) over here. She keeps it pretty clean, but she’s a little belter.

You may have played the Crimson Room and the Viridian Room before, but have a crack at Takagism’s White Chamber. Challenging and compelling – a great waste of a Friday.

And here’s a nice nsfw video of long-time Splattermail favourite Elisha Cuthbert finally getting her tits out. I suspect there may be a boobie double involved, but I’m indulging a fantasy here.

There. Going to hit the showers and then haul my ass to work. I hate booze.