Any guesses where 50 Cent will be staying during his South African visit? Yip – Midrand.

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Hahaha. If you didn’t get it first time round, don’t worry: the term “average intelligence” requires that about half of all people in the world are below the mark, so there’s a 50% probability that you’re just stupid. But that’s fine – after all, without you the other 50% wouldn’t have anything to measure our glorious brains by.

Here’s hoping none of you are actually going to this asshole’s show.