Well, it’s a good thing Wino hasn’t just spent 8 days in hospital and doesn’t suffer from emphysema. Oh, wait. Scratch. I guess the living dead is just miserable because her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has just been sentenced to 2 years in the clink for assaulting a pub-landlord and attempting to pervert the course of justice.

She’s a fucking beaut though, isn’t she? I’d hit that. With a 2 by 4.