Here we go. An attractive girl with a bit of an interesting story behind her. And I’m not talking about her tight, sexy derriere which is, obviously, another interesting story “behind” her. Ha ha ha. Fuck, I totally “crack” me up. HA HA HA HA!!! I did it again. I’m unstoppable!

Right. You can click here to jump to a lovely nsfw gallery featuring the delectable Danielle Lloyd in various states of undress. Beautiful.

Once you’ve introduced your penis to her, consider this: lovely Danielle won the coveted Miss Great Britain earlier this year…only to be stripped of it very recently when it came out that she had, um, “compromised” one of the judges, a certain former England footballer by the name of Teddy Sheringham.

Danielle Lloyd claimed today that the real reason behind her sacking was the fact that she had agreed to be photographed as a topless model for the US magazine Playboy.

The 22-year-old was fired after the publication of a magazine interview in which she was quoted as saying that she had been in a relationship with the footballer, Teddy Sheringham, before the competition in February – contrary to the belief that the pair got together only after she had won.

In an interview with Eve magazine, she reportedly reminisces about Mr Sheringham, who was a judge in the event, buying her a £7,000 pair of Jimmy Choo shoes last Christmas. (via The Telegraph)

Either way, I like her just that little bit more. And by “a little bit”, I mean at least an inch. I have new found respect for Tedders as well. He’d always struck me as being a bit of a geeky prude who just happened to be good with a soccer ball, but all credit to him: Danielle’s top totty, and I’d love to “curl my balls into her box”. Or “slip one past the keeper”. Or “have sex with her”. If you know what I mean.