Splattermail header image 2

Cost of Tiger Woods scandal: $12 billion

December 29th, 2009 · Comments

You're next, baby.

That’s a lot of tom.

MIAMI (Reuters) – The sex scandal that engulfed Tiger Woods may have cost shareholders of companies endorsed by the world’s No. 1 golfer up to $12 billion in losses, according to a study by two economics professors from the University of California, Davis.

Boy. So Tiger has actually fucked way more people than we could ever have guessed. Sneaky bastard.

The study looked at sponsors of Tiger Woods for which stock prices were available, in several cases through quoted prices for the parent companies. Sponsors included: Accenture; AT&T; Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf (Electronic Arts); Gillette (Proctor and Gamble); Nike; Gatorade (PepsiCo); TLC Laser Eye Centers.

You’ve got to give him credit – even when he fucks his life up, he puts in a prize-winning performance. The guy is a born overachiever.

If you don’t have a life, you can read the whole study here.

ttp://www.gsm.ucdavis.edu/faculty/

Tags: music

  • Tiger's life is really falling apart. I don't remember him ever pulling out (sorry for the pun) of a tournament due to injury.
  • Spliffer
    What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?
    Santa stops at three hos.

    What's Tiger Woods' handicap?
    White chicks
blog comments powered by Disqus