Charlize just gets cooler and cooler by the day. She swears, smokes pot, gets naked often enough and has a wicked sense of humour. She’s like a rad dude, only seriously hot and with awesome tits. If she was a guy, I’d totally go gay for her.
And she, it seems, has no problem with going a little gay herself every now and then. She landed a smacker on the dyke above during a OneXOne charity auction in San Francisco. I’d buy that for a dollar!
She raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised.
“For fuck’s sake! You can do better,” she tells attendees. “There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I’ve got tit’s for God’s sake.”
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. “Swine flu is going around. This is high risk kissing!” she told him.
After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.
See? Some good has come out of Benoni. Are there any other little surprises hiding out there in the East Rand? Based on the last rounds I did at Presley’s, Due East and some of the other turbokak boeretekno clubs in the vicinity, I have to say that the needle on my Probability Meter doesn’t seem to have moved far from zero.