There’s not much that I can add to the wealth of reviews of The Dark Knight that you won’t have read or probably aren’t aware of already. It is awesome. Heath Ledger is a shoo-in at least for the MTV Movie Award for Best Villain (Best Supporting Oscar at this very early stage of the [...]

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People are totally lame. They’re just way too fucking sensitive. Mr T’s latest Snickers ad, the second in the “Get Some Nuts” series, has been pulled from telly in the UK after Americans complained that it promoted homophobia and gay-bashing.
The commercial, which premiered in the UK on July 13, was made by Abbott Mead Vickers [...]

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Here’s a happy Jerry Springer couple if ever I heard one:
Ness City, Kansas – A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.
Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A [...]

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Dear Lord, I should have worn my rubber undies today! This is one of the funniest news bits I’ve read in a long time. And, once again, it comes courtesy of New Zealand, the country which boasts the highest rate of laughing stock per capita in the world.
Wellington – A New Zealand judge has slammed [...]

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Oh, well – there go the ratings. And my lunch.
17-year-old Chloe Marshall is making history this weekend as she becomes the first ever size 16 girl to take part in the Miss England final. (more)
Some retards folk think that a move like this is progressive. Well, those people should all be invited to a [...]

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The “blunkin”, courtesy of Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (your parents and girlfriend will love this film!):
The act of receiving fellatio while sitting on the toilet.
Apparently the term’s been around for years already.
My week is officially now made.

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Carrie Bradshaw has finally buckled under public pressure and has gotten herself some reconstructive facial surgery. Good. She also had her trademark chin-mole removed. Better.
The rumour mill went into overdrive when she attended a baseball game at Yankee Stadium with Sheryl Crow on Tuesday, seemingly without her disgusting melanoma. Sheryl Crow was reportedly seriously [...]

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…is what Prince Phillip motorboats during the fortnightly royal coupling, according to Xfm.
So now you know.
UPDATE: Apparently Queenie is actually only a 36B. Oh, well.

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Could this be the mysterious Banksy’s Facebook profile? The usually reliable Gawker has the story, although it offers no hard-and-fast confirmation of the allegation it makes. There is definitely some speculative value in the article, but read it with a pinch of salt and draw your own conclusions.
You’ll find a little more substance here. [...]

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Alright guys. I’m being a total rebel by breaking protocol and posting from work (Big Brother is all over this place), but I have no way of reaching you otherwise. We are in the middle of switching ISPs, because Bullshit Bulldog have been up to nonsense lately and our wireless has been primitive at best. [...]

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