Apologies for the fact that Splattermail is currently looking like kak. We’re working on it, but I’m seriously lazy and it may be a while before it starts looking good again. Just bear with us for the time being, ok?
I will reward your patience with tits. Promise.
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Alright, alright.
This is quite a moment for me and – mostly by accident – it’s happening on the anniversary of my last post (see below).
Splattermail and I are going to give it another go.
This time last year, I’d reached the end of my tether: I was bored, demotivated, uninspired, jaded and exhausted. Maintaining a functioning [...]

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In the past few weeks there’s been some low-level buzz (i.e. probably lies) that Ang will be following in the footsteps of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry by slipping into Catwoman’s skin-tight rubbers for the next Batman movie. Personally, I think it’s a grand idea – ever since the old Billy Bob Thornton “vials [...]

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Well, the spelling’s a bit off (should be “Rabobi’s”, I think), but you get the picture. Spiderman is crashing in Berea these days. He must have fallen on hard times if he’s hitting the Durbs scene. Shame. What next, a condo in East London?
Thanks to Kev for the photo.

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Aaah, it’s good to be the king. I’m not even sure that a caption is necessary.
Vintage.

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Aw, come on! Everyone knows that funny is a function of tragedy and time. And the closer you cut the time, the funnier the joke.
This is funny.
Thanks R Cyrus.

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Bill O’Reilly gives Mr T an opportunity to set the record straight about his banned Snickers commercial.
BA definitely cleared things up for me. I like the way he presents his defence – a good a mix of logic, reasoning, agro and anecdotal analogy. As he says, the speed walker in question shouldn’t take the [...]

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Lily Allen lets her boob flop out for the paps. Again.
Click on the pic for the nsfw version. Nothing spectacular, but as good a nip slip as you’ll get. Unless you’re Tara Reid.

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Fine, it hasn’t been that long since I last stuck up some Krupa pics, but I just found these mildly nsfw ones from a German Maxim spread. And let’s face it: she’s hot.
I do like her. She makes my penis grin.

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Well, it’s a stretch, but if she was the bugger who naughtily slipped Heath the bottle of OxyContin that potentially contributed to his prescription cocktail overdose, then she should rightly feel very, very bad for herself. So bad, in fact, that she’s demanding immunity from prosecution in exchange for her cooperation with the federal investigation [...]

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