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Angelina Jolie talks pussy

August 13th, 2008 ·

In the past few weeks there’s been some low-level buzz (i.e. probably lies) that Ang will be following in the footsteps of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry by slipping into Catwoman’s skin-tight rubbers for the next Batman movie. Personally, I think it’s a grand idea - ever since the old Billy Bob Thornton “vials [...]

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Spiderman hooks up sweet KZN pad

August 11th, 2008 ·

Well, the spelling’s a bit off (should be “Rabobi’s”, I think), but you get the picture. Spiderman is crashing in Berea these days. He must have fallen on hard times if he’s hitting the Durbs scene. Shame. What next, a condo in East London?
Thanks to Kev for the photo.

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Dubbya: caption this!

August 11th, 2008 ·

Aaah, it’s good to be the king. I’m not even sure that a caption is necessary.
Vintage.

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Too soon?

August 8th, 2008 ·

Aw, come on! Everyone knows that funny is a function of tragedy and time. And the closer you cut the time, the funnier the joke.
This is funny.
Thanks R Cyrus.

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Mr T does NOT hate gays

August 8th, 2008 ·

Bill O’Reilly gives Mr T an opportunity to set the record straight about his banned Snickers commercial.
BA definitely cleared things up for me. I like the way he presents his defence - a good a mix of logic, reasoning, agro and anecdotal analogy. As he says, the speed walker in question shouldn’t take the [...]

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Lily Allen airs the boys

August 8th, 2008 ·

Lily Allen lets her boob flop out for the paps. Again.
Click on the pic for the nsfw version. Nothing spectacular, but as good a nip slip as you’ll get. Unless you’re Tara Reid.

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Joanna Krupa…again

August 7th, 2008 ·

Fine, it hasn’t been that long since I last stuck up some Krupa pics, but I just found these mildly nsfw ones from a German Maxim spread. And let’s face it: she’s hot.
I do like her. She makes my penis grin.

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Mary-Kate Olsen killed Heath?

August 5th, 2008 ·

Well, it’s a stretch, but if she was the bugger who naughtily slipped Heath the bottle of OxyContin that potentially contributed to his prescription cocktail overdose, then she should rightly feel very, very bad for herself. So bad, in fact, that she’s demanding immunity from prosecution in exchange for her cooperation with the federal investigation [...]

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The Dark Knight

August 4th, 2008 ·

There’s not much that I can add to the wealth of reviews of The Dark Knight that you won’t have read or probably aren’t aware of already. It is awesome. Heath Ledger is a shoo-in at least for the MTV Movie Award for Best Villain (Best Supporting Oscar at this very early stage of the [...]

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Mr T hates gays

July 31st, 2008 ·

People are totally lame. They’re just way too fucking sensitive. Mr T’s latest Snickers ad, the second in the “Get Some Nuts” series, has been pulled from telly in the UK after Americans complained that it promoted homophobia and gay-bashing.
The commercial, which premiered in the UK on July 13, was made by Abbott Mead Vickers [...]

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