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Entries Tagged as 'sport'

Thanks for the laughs, Percy!

September 4th, 2008 ·

Glorious! As much as you hate him, you’ve got to rate him.
I’m particularly fond of Dickie Muir’s “The Donald” look. Very sexy, Dickie!
I had a good laugh at this over lunch - look at Victor Matfield grabbing Ricky Janarie. He’s beside himself with excitement! He’s never seen anything so adorable!
Well done on a solid [...]

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Olympic tart

August 19th, 2008 ·

Sure, Swedish crossbow, um, shooter Sara Boberg is a fresh-faced, pure-hearted cutie-pie. Until she spreads them for the camera, that is. There’s been a lot of blog focus on Olympic hotties since the games kicked off, but so far no-one’s slutted it up with more style than Sara. It doesn’t hurt that she’s fit [...]

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw · sport

German Olympic fluff

August 15th, 2008 ·

The best part about the Games are the Olympchicks. Like Germany’s Katharina Sholz (field hockey), Nicole Reinhardt (kayak), Petra Niemann (sailing) and Romy Tarangul (judo), who all got fresh (i.e. nsfw) for Deutsche Playboy.
So is there any quality muff at all in Team South Africa? Other than the obvious, of course. Mmmm. Gorgeous.

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw · sport

Olympic idiot

August 13th, 2008 ·

Other way round, moron. Jeeeeez.

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The KP switch slap

June 18th, 2008 ·

For those of you who might have missed Kevin Pietersen’s cheeky batting display during his 110 knock against New Zealand on Sunday, check out the clip above. He actually switches from a right-handed to a goofy stance while Scott Styris’ delivery is still in flight. Of course, Styris is better known as professional pork pie [...]

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The Human Touch

June 5th, 2008 ·

Right now, in a ramshackle caravan office nestled deep in an overgrown parking lot in Kempton Park, Leon Schuster is nervously chewing on a styrofoam cup of Ricoffy as warm, bubbling poop trickles down the insides of his judrons. Because somewhere on the other side of the world, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood [...]

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Tags: movies · proudly South Africa · sport

Ball skills

April 15th, 2008 ·

Ouch. Course, it would have been a whole different story if the naughty bugger had just stayed on his feet. Tut tut.

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Tags: Uncategorized · sport

Danny Cipriani is DCWSWAM

March 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Shame. Wasps and England flyhalf (and Jonny’s new nemesis) Danny Cipriani has been ruthlessly axed from the team to contest the Calcutta Cup against Scotland on Saturday.
Rugby’s golden boy Danny Cipriani has been dropped from what would have been his first England test start, after being seen leaving a nightclub two days before Saturday’s [...]

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Breaking news: Andrew Symonds owns streaker

March 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Whilst running around the field sans clothing, minding his own business, an Australian streaker ran into big Andrew Symonds. Well, it COULD be argued that “Roy” as he’s known these days ran into the streaker in a “reverse dodge” as it’s known these days.
Check here for the story.
i love the internet!!

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Super Bowl Commercials

February 5th, 2008 ·

“The most expensive advertising slots on television”, they say about the half-time gap during the Super Bowl. I’ll bet that’s not even true. I bet they just say that to keep fat idiots on the couch during the break instead of letting them wander off to have a kak or refill the pork-rinds bucket. [...]

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Tags: sport