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Entries Tagged as 'Religion'

Church of England to rejoin the Roman Catholic Church

October 26th, 2009 · Comments

What the fuck is this now!? It seems that there’s a serious senior faction within the Church of England (that’s Anglicans to the rest of us) who are conspiring to hook up again with the Roman Catholic Church – 500 years after the initial split between Pope Clement VII and Henry VIII that ignited a [...]

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The Salami’s Sunday Sermon

October 18th, 2009 · Comments

Well, not so much a sermon, but a pitch for one of the most ingenious businesses ever!
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets: “The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World”!
Cottoning on yet? Brilliant, isn’t it?
You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your [...]

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God needs a new ad agency

October 14th, 2009 · Comments

So here’s some background: a while back, the British Humanist Association ran an advertising campaign on buses throughout the UK that went a little something like this.
Naturally, the religious types got their knickers in a twist about it and raised a huge stink. Because that’s what they do. If zealots were superheroes, their superpower [...]

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The Salami’s Sunday Sermon #1

October 4th, 2009 · Comments

It’s been a long weekend, and as vitriolic as I feel about it, I just don’t have the energy to open a big enough can of “STFU” on the pea-brained fuckwit who wrote this piece of shit.
Although even more distressing (and depressing) than the “article” itself are the braindead and deluded comments that follow [...]

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