Went out for dinner at the ridiculously busy dim sum restaurant Ping Pong in Waterloo last night and, as expected, we were required to wait for a table (the restaurant is one of those smart-ass operations that don’t take bookings). Mildly irritating, but understandable given how hectic everything was.
What really took the cake was [...]

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The rules: change one letter in the title of a movie poster. The results: HA HA!!
Check out the whole lot here – there’s 60-odd pages of them and quite a few of them are really bloody funny. Quality Friday reading.
My best is “Raving Private Ryan” on the first page – hysterical. I [...]

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Not exactly new, but new to me: here’s an unaired clip from Mythbusters. It’s a great show, but there are so many great inappropriate myths that are just itching to be busted. Like the one I first heard in Standard 6 about the girl and the pig. Disgusting. But is it even physiologically possible? I [...]

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Merry Christmas, everybody! Hope you all had a good one! I ate too much, drank too much and watched The Princess Bride. It was brilliant.

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He really, really is. And so, so sage. The man’s a fucking legend. And he’s as good as royalty in England. Shit, he’d probably be the next Prime Minister if he bothered to run. I’d vote for him.
Anyways. Here are some pearls of wisdom coughed up over the years by the Top Gear swami. [...]

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This. Is. Disgusting.

Surgeons have removed a massive 4.5kg hairball from the stomach of a teenager in the United States.
The 18-year-old went to her doctor after complaining of stomach pains and vomiting.
Doctors carried out a scan and were amazed to find the huge mass of hair blocking her entire stomach.
The woman admitted she had been eating [...]

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A German paedophile, convicted of collecting welfare payments whilst working on the sly, was sentenced to do 720 hours of community service working as a janitor at a kindergarten. “Kindergarten”, of course, means “garden of children” in German (”San Diego”, as we all know, means “a whale’s vagina”), which is commonly accepted in kiddiefiddling circles [...]

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