This site is a little beauty. “Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night?” – well they do.
It’s a veritable fucking gold mine! I started out just reading the “Worst Nights” tab, but the others are just as good!
Here’s the tip of the tip of the iceberg:
Best Nights
(617): I would do horrible things [...]

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…in 4 minutes.
Aaah, there are some classics in there. Good value.

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All the world needs right now is another bank going bust, so cheers to yankee brainiac Dalton Chiscolm for chasing down America’s biggest financial institution for the princely sum of “1,784 billion, trillion dollars“. According to judge Denny Chin, “He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in [...]

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…with Zach Galifianakis.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns
Probably not new if you have friends who know how to use computers, but still funny. The Hangover’s Zach Galifiankis conducts painfully awkward interviews with actors Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Bradley Cooper, Michael Cera, Jon Hamm and Jimmy Kimmel. Ok, Jimmy Kimmel isn’t [...]

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Extreme Beer Pong

I know it’s a bit late to say “Friday afternoon” unless you’re joining us from the western end of the world “Hello America! … jou poephols..”.
I’d also be lying by omission if I didn’t tell you that the main reason I chose to watch this video was that I thought the its title [...]

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it’s been a while since i posted on this blog, getting engaged does that i guess. anyway, here’s a star-studded cast collaborating with Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck doing “Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck..”

Thanks biff!
here endeth my first post of 2008..

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From Kakduidelik:
Moffie in salon: “Ek wens ek het meer bors hare gehad”.
‘n Vrou wat dit hoor sê dat sy het gehoor vaseline help, en dat hy elke aand ‘n bietjie moet aansmeer..
Die moffie klap sy tong en met een pap handjie in die lig haak hy af:
“Ag nou praat jy kak doll, dan moes daar [...]

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…to “Splattermail’s Technical Department, Blue Moon Contributor and resident Ginger Step-son” smg for sucking it up and popping the big Q to his missus on Saturday. It’s been a long time coming, but I think the wait has made the whole event all the more exciting. Nice one, dude.

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Amazing what you can pick up on Craigslist these days. Like this lovely vagina couch. Who wouldn’t want a delicious vagina couch in the lounge?
The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are…several years old; [...]

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I can’t decide whether this guy’s totally awesome or yet another tragic reminder of how just how glorious Australia isn’t. Either way, you’ve got to admire his cojones.
Sydney – An Australian teenager who held a wild house party which ended with police calling in air support was on Wednesday arrested over the incident, which [...]

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