Extreme Beer Pong

I know it’s a bit late to say “Friday afternoon” unless you’re joining us from the western end of the world “Hello America! … jou poephols..”.
I’d also be lying by omission if I didn’t tell you that the main reason I chose to watch this video was that I thought the its title [...]

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it’s been a while since i posted on this blog, getting engaged does that i guess. anyway, here’s a star-studded cast collaborating with Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck doing “Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck..”

Thanks biff!
here endeth my first post of 2008..

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From Kakduidelik:
Moffie in salon: “Ek wens ek het meer bors hare gehad”.
‘n Vrou wat dit hoor sê dat sy het gehoor vaseline help, en dat hy elke aand ‘n bietjie moet aansmeer..
Die moffie klap sy tong en met een pap handjie in die lig haak hy af:
“Ag nou praat jy kak doll, dan moes daar [...]

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…to “Splattermail’s Technical Department, Blue Moon Contributor and resident Ginger Step-son” smg for sucking it up and popping the big Q to his missus on Saturday. It’s been a long time coming, but I think the wait has made the whole event all the more exciting. Nice one, dude.

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Amazing what you can pick up on Craigslist these days. Like this lovely vagina couch. Who wouldn’t want a delicious vagina couch in the lounge?
The couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are…several years old; [...]

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I can’t decide whether this guy’s totally awesome or yet another tragic reminder of how just how glorious Australia isn’t. Either way, you’ve got to admire his cojones.
Sydney - An Australian teenager who held a wild house party which ended with police calling in air support was on Wednesday arrested over the incident, which [...]

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Went out for dinner at the ridiculously busy dim sum restaurant Ping Pong in Waterloo last night and, as expected, we were required to wait for a table (the restaurant is one of those smart-ass operations that don’t take bookings). Mildly irritating, but understandable given how hectic everything was.
What really took the cake was [...]

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The rules: change one letter in the title of a movie poster. The results: HA HA!!
Check out the whole lot here - there’s 60-odd pages of them and quite a few of them are really bloody funny. Quality Friday reading.
My best is “Raving Private Ryan” on the first page - hysterical. I [...]

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Not exactly new, but new to me: here’s an unaired clip from Mythbusters. It’s a great show, but there are so many great inappropriate myths that are just itching to be busted. Like the one I first heard in Standard 6 about the girl and the pig. Disgusting. But is it even physiologically possible? I [...]

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Merry Christmas, everybody! Hope you all had a good one! I ate too much, drank too much and watched The Princess Bride. It was brilliant.

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