Right now, in a ramshackle caravan office nestled deep in an overgrown parking lot in Kempton Park, Leon Schuster is nervously chewing on a styrofoam cup of Ricoffy as warm, bubbling poop trickles down the insides of his judrons. Because somewhere on the other side of the world, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood [...]

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From Kakduidelik:
Moffie in salon: “Ek wens ek het meer bors hare gehad”.
‘n Vrou wat dit hoor sê dat sy het gehoor vaseline help, en dat hy elke aand ‘n bietjie moet aansmeer..
Die moffie klap sy tong en met een pap handjie in die lig haak hy af:
“Ag nou praat jy kak doll, dan moes daar [...]

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You’d think this story would be great. I sure as hell did. Until I read it. Then I wasn’t so sure. I feel like a doos for finding bits of it slightly amusing, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to be the victim.

Spokesperson for Tonga police station, Constable Mzwandile Nyambi, said police had opened [...]

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The South African legislature has taken a gigantic progressive leap in battling the spiralling domestic crime rate with its new Sexual Offences Act, which was signed by Uncle Thabs last Thursday. Everyone will be very impressed to know that it is now illegal for teenagers to engage in consenual PDAs. Hey, believe it!

Teenagers under the [...]

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Have you ever heard of a “jam boy”? Worse still, have you ever employed (as it were) the services of one? Or, like me, were you blissfully unaware of the term or the practice underlying it? I’m hoping you’ve never heard of “jam boys”, because I’m trying to correct a terrible, hurtful untruth about the [...]

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Just received these Proudly South African photos from smg and had a good old laugh with myself. As pathetic as the supporter’s behaviour is, there’s something just deliciously homegrown about it all. For what it’s worth, it actually made me a bit homesick. If you look in just the right frames, you [...]

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