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Olympic tart

August 19th, 2008 · Comments

Sure, Swedish crossbow, um, shooter Sara Boberg is a fresh-faced, pure-hearted cutie-pie. Until she spreads them for the camera, that is. There’s been a lot of blog focus on Olympic hotties since the games kicked off, but so far no-one’s slutted it up with more style than Sara. It doesn’t hurt that she’s fit [...]

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw · sport

German Olympic fluff

August 15th, 2008 · Comments

The best part about the Games are the Olympchicks. Like Germany’s Katharina Sholz (field hockey), Nicole Reinhardt (kayak), Petra Niemann (sailing) and Romy Tarangul (judo), who all got fresh (i.e. nsfw) for Deutsche Playboy.
So is there any quality muff at all in Team South Africa? Other than the obvious, of course. Mmmm. Gorgeous.

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Hef’s new squeeze

August 13th, 2008 · Comments

Meet Ukrainian hottie Dasha Astafieva, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2007…and the latest object of Hef’s affections. So much so that it’s causing a ruckus amongst Hef’s three current girlfriends, Holly, Bridget and Kendra. I’m not surprised. Frankly, if I’d been poking around with his idiot blonde posse for as long as he [...]

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Tags: celeb gossip · hot beeatches · nsfw

Lily Allen airs the boys

August 8th, 2008 · Comments

Lily Allen lets her boob flop out for the paps. Again.
Click on the pic for the nsfw version. Nothing spectacular, but as good a nip slip as you’ll get. Unless you’re Tara Reid.

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Tags: Uncategorized · celeb gossip · nsfw

Eva Mendez topless commercial

August 4th, 2008 · Comments

Alright, alright. Here’s hoping it doesn’t get pulled (again) from YouTube too quickly. Eva Mendez getting naked with a bit of boob and some nip in a Calvin Klein television commercial that’s just been banned in the US.
Thankfully, in this instance banned does actually = tits.
NSFW, btw.
UPDATE: Ok, I just watched it again and [...]

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Ronaldo’s “is-she-isn’t-she”

July 29th, 2008 · Comments

Internationally celebrated greasemonger Cristiano Ronaldo taps this. Or he used to tap this. Or maybe he still does. Who cares – seeing as I’m unlikely to get a chance to have a crack at her in person, so long as I stick to Ronaldo-less pictures of model Nereida Gallardo and her magnificent cans, I’ll be [...]

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Tags: hot beeatches · nsfw

Friday blues

June 13th, 2008 · Comments

I’m bleeding from my eyeballs this morning thanks to an unexpectedly heavy night last night, so I’m going to keep this short. Real short.
See more of Kelly Carlson (above) over here. She keeps it pretty clean, but she’s a little belter.
You may have played the Crimson Room and the Viridian Room before, but have [...]

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Tags: hot beeatches · miscellaneous · nsfw

Lily Allen shakes her funbags

May 17th, 2008 · Comments

She’s hardly one of the hottest chicks around, but you can’t fault Lily Allen for putting herself out there. She does look like a barrel of fat fun – a boy’s girl, I reckon – and that makes the notion of docking in her loading bay not such an unpleasant proposition.
The rather extensive [...]

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Megan Fox gets her tits out

May 14th, 2008 · Comments

Yes, the hottest chick in the world (according to FHM) and the most amazing visual effect in the whole bloody Transformers movie has mercifully decided to show us her boobs. WWTDD has all the snaps from some movie called Jennifer’s Body. Thank you, Jennifer.
This story gets the nsfw stamp of approval. Huzzah! Nothing better [...]

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What’s the deal with Austria?

May 7th, 2008 · Comments

I’ve deliberately dodged the Jozef Fritzl hot potato for fear of accidentally making an overly insensitive comment on a story that’s probably worse than most of the jokes that can be made about it. Either that or I just haven’t heard a good one yet. But that’s not really the focus of this post.
Whether it’s [...]

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