I received a rather angry email from Down Under this morning in which some dickhead had a go at me for not having posted in a few weeks. Fair enough, I suppose. So here are some nsfw lesbians in a shower.
The same question has been put to me more than a few times recently, and [...]

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Nsfw Lucy Pinder. That’s all I’m going to say.
She has awwwwwwwwwesome boobies.
Ok. I’m done now.

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Did somebody ask for some snaps of Saffa model Candice Swanepoel flashing her tuchus on the beach? You didn’t!? Well then who did?
Who the fuck cares. Here she is. Lovely bottom. Beautiful tailpiece.
Update: It seems that this might be Marisa Miller’s shabooty. Doesn’t change the way I feel about it.

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I’ve been feeling particularly in love with Amber Heard after seeing Zombieland (watch this space) a few days ago. Which is why I was so happy to find these pictures of her in the UK’s FHM November issue.
If I could only get just one shot to let her see what a great guy I [...]

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Shauna Sand, who has posed for Playboy and was once married to Falcon Crest greasemachine Lorenzo Lamas, has a sex tape. If ever there was a more shameless, more pathetic, more degrading cry for career help than this…please send me the details, this shit makes me hard.
Seriously…well, as serious as we can be…Shauna’s hardly [...]

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I love it when you get something you really wanted without ever realising before that you had ever wanted it. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri are quite the pair! That’s one generation gap I’d looove to bridge. If you know what I mean. “Bridge” = “fuck”.
For now, I’ll happily settle for Eva’s [...]

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“Risque” is the wrong word to describe Rammstein’s latest music video. The correct word would simply be “porn”.
Pussy is the first single from their up-coming seventh studio album “Liebe Ist Für Alle Da”, scheduled for release on 16 October.
Every now and then a German vision for a new world order turns out to [...]

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Sophie Monk’s nipples are fantastic talents, and it’s great that they’re getting some well-deserved publicity. Her ginormous cans also merit recognition for their solid supporting roles. I’ve had imaginary sex with considerably more attractive girls, and real sex with considerably less attractive anima girls, but I’d be willing to raise my standards out of [...]

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Hold onto your latex socks, boys!
Liberator – well known company producing sex furniture & pillows has designed exclusively for Fleshlight a new line of hands free pleasure – Fleshlight Motion
If not, why not? And once you’ve worn your Fleshlight Motion ragged, why not invest in The Top Dog, On A Mission or

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Alright, alright.
This is quite a moment for me and – mostly by accident – it’s happening on the anniversary of my last post (see below).
Splattermail and I are going to give it another go.
This time last year, I’d reached the end of my tether: I was bored, demotivated, uninspired, jaded and exhausted. Maintaining a functioning [...]

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