Yowzers. Brittany Murphy died today. That’s a bummer.
Brittany Murphy, the actress who got her start in the sleeper hit “Clueless” and rose to stardom in “8 Mile,” died Sunday in Los Angeles. She was 32.
Murphy was pronounced dead at 10:04 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital spokeswoman Sally Stewart said. Stewart would not provide a [...]

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I despise getting requests for charitable donations, but I’m going to stick my coc neck out here and recommend – nay, demand – that everyone who reads this post immediately:

joins this Facebook group; and
purchases a download of Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing In The Name” via one of the online outlets listed below BEFORE midnight [...]

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Yes, yes…we’ve seen them before. Last week. Fine. But they’re nice, so I wanted to see them again. And ta-daaa – here’s more of Eva Amurri’s tits in Californication (nsfw).
Check out the previous post here.

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It’s no wonder that, Michael aside, the Jackson family are a bunch of no-hope, weird-ass wastrels. And by excluding le King du Freak himself from the equation, I hope you’re catching my drift. These guys have no fucking clue.
Ever since the Peter Pan of Pop departed for the giant NAMBLA symposium in the [...]

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Roman Polanski, who has lived as a fugitive from the US justice system for over 30 years, has been arrested by Swiss police as he arrived to attend the Zurich Film Festival. He faces possible extradition to the US where he will likely stand trial – again – for having “unlawful sexual intercourse” at Jack [...]

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Too beautiful. Too romantic. There are some great shots of the dust cloud that hit Sydney this morning here, here and here.
Congratulations to Australia on at least managing to win the Dusty Shitpile World Cup this year. We’ll consider it a consolation trophy.

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Well this was hardly unexpected, but it’s still very sad. The oft-mulletted, dirty-dancing Bodhi has paddled out to the ultimate wave in the sky.
Patrick Swayze, who had breakout roles in “Dirty Dancing” and “Ghost,” died in Los Angeles on Monday after a nearly two-year battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57.
More…
When I get a [...]

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In a half-assed bid to woo undecided Clintonites, John McCain has selected Alaskan governor, anti-abortionist and gun-lovin’ Sarah Palin to be his running-mate for the upcoming POTUS election. And should McCain go on to win, Palin will once again be the runner-up in a major political contest.
The Miss America Organization is pleased to announce that [...]

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Double-header this weekend: Charlie’s Angels 2’s Bosley (left) and South Park’s Chef(right) kicked it on Saturday and Sunday respectively, Mac from pneumonia (having previously been diagnosed with sarcoidosis, a disease that affects the immune system) and Hayes from a suspected heart attack.
Coincidently, both co-star in the upcoming movie Soul Men, which I’d never [...]

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After getting indirectly dissed by John McCain in one of his campaign commercials, Paris has hit back with a pitch of her own.
Fine, Paris is a total airhead, but it’s quite scary how much political influence she wields. This whole thing isn’t doing McCain any favours – and the Hiltons are Republicans! So if [...]

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