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Entries Tagged as 'movies'

RocknRolla; Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

September 8th, 2008 ·

RocknRolla

If you liked Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, loved Snatch and are gagging for more of the same, you’ll probably get a kick or two out of this movie. Personally, I wouldn’t waste my time. There’s nothing new about RocknRolla at all. Guy Ritchie is painting by numbers, once again dredging up and dusting [...]

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Angelina Jolie talks pussy

August 13th, 2008 ·

In the past few weeks there’s been some low-level buzz (i.e. probably lies) that Ang will be following in the footsteps of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry by slipping into Catwoman’s skin-tight rubbers for the next Batman movie. Personally, I think it’s a grand idea - ever since the old Billy Bob Thornton “vials [...]

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The Dark Knight

August 4th, 2008 ·

There’s not much that I can add to the wealth of reviews of The Dark Knight that you won’t have read or probably aren’t aware of already. It is awesome. Heath Ledger is a shoo-in at least for the MTV Movie Award for Best Villain (Best Supporting Oscar at this very early stage of the [...]

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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince

July 31st, 2008 ·

Here’s the trailer for Harry Potter’s latest adventure. Looks dull. I’ve never minded the odd Harry Potter flick, but they really need to get a better baddie. Honestly. Voldemort’s about as scary as a glass of breakfast punch. And not even the half-finished glass of breakfast punch that’s presently plotting my excruciating demise from across [...]

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Simple Jack

July 29th, 2008 ·

This may or may not be Tugg Speedman’s latest sleeper hit and a winner of 2 European Apex awards. It may or may not also be a load of viral bullshit aimed at punting Tropic Thunder.
Trailer coming soon.

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“Watchmen”

July 21st, 2008 ·

Ooooooooooooh.
Bring it on.

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Dark Knight’s box office rampage

July 21st, 2008 ·

Prior to opening in the US at midnight on Thursday, Warner’s Bros The Dark Knight was being billed as the most hyped movie in history. That’s a lot to live up to. Pre-release reviews, however, were almost unanimous in their praise of Christopher Nolan’s second Batman movie, indicating perhaps that the hype is entirely justified.
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“Wanted”

July 17th, 2008 ·

Turbo-paced, gravity-defying, sanguine-splattered and morally ambivalent: this is “Wanted” in a nut-shell. The film marks Angelina Jolie’s returns to the action mould as heavily-tatted assassin Fox who is charged with rescuing nobody Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy making his timely Hollywood blockbuster debut) from a miserable existence and inducting him into the folds of the Fraternity, [...]

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Warning label

June 24th, 2008 ·

Poached this from Golden Fiddle. Nothing like a little honesty in advertising, even if it is almost certainly unintentional. Then again, “tedious” might be the least insulting write-up that Fools Gold actually received. I haven’t seen it, but come on: I don’t need to eat a shit sandwich to know that I’m not going to [...]

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Tropic Thunder

June 18th, 2008 ·

Check out this “viral” video for the awesome-looking upcoming action-comedy Tropic Thunder, featuring Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr and Jack Black. It’s quite amusing, even in spite of Jack Black.

Here’s (one) of the trailers that’s already been released ahead of its scheduled US opening in August (September in the UK) this year:

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