Oh, well – there go the ratings. And my lunch.
17-year-old Chloe Marshall is making history this weekend as she becomes the first ever size 16 girl to take part in the Miss England final. (more)
Some retards folk think that a move like this is progressive. Well, those people should all be invited to a [...]

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I’m guessing a number of you will have already heard the toe-curling voicemails left on Olga’s phone by the mysterious Dimitri the Douchebag. But if you haven’t, and you’re up for a crash-course in How To Scare The Bejesus Out Of The Ladies, have a listen to this awesome ballsup:

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South Park’s Trey Parker and Matt Stone present the latest installment in the life and times of Princess the puppy. Too adorable.
Thanks Riley Cyrus.
(Ok, it’s not exactly new, but it’s still great.)

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I don’t get the title to this video (which appears to be a somewhat dated clip from classy American staple Geraldo), but…wait, I don’t quite get the point of this douche’s routine either. It is spectacular. Laugh all you want, but the guy’s got skills. He’s at least the third most talented spikey-leather-wearing-sai-
swinging-bouffant-dancing-testicle that I’ve [...]

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I’m bleeding from my eyeballs this morning thanks to an unexpectedly heavy night last night, so I’m going to keep this short. Real short.
See more of Kelly Carlson (above) over here. She keeps it pretty clean, but she’s a little belter.
You may have played the Crimson Room and the Viridian Room before, but have [...]

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Maddox, aka The Second Best Page In The Universe, is back with more delicious vitriol. This time he’s angry about puns and Dave Matthews. And seeing as I’m not feeling particularly creative or even vaguely miffed this morning, Maddox will have to do.

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A few days ago I posted a story about a thirteen-year-old who maxed out his dad’s credit card on hookers, XBox and Oreos. Quite understandably, there was concern that the story wasn’t entirely accurate. Those concerns were well founded.
Warning: the following extract contains vomitous online technosperm.
Online marketer Lyndon Antcliff recently helped a client achieve over [...]

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Just got back from a bank holiday weekend in Bruges, which was quite delightful. Not the most bubbly city I’ve ever visited, but as Ralph Fiennes so eloquently put it in the movie, “it’s like a fucking fairy tale”. Stuffed ourselves full of beer, waffles, mussels, pancakes and chocolate, did a fair spot of sightseeing [...]

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Translates roughly as “Sexy swimwear for the weekend”. Very roughly. Haha. “Woughly. Stwike him, Centuwion. And fwow him to the gwound”. If you don’t get it, you’re comedically disadvantaged. Watch this movie.
Alright. Back to basics. And by “basics”, I guess I mean…um, I give up. I don’t know what I mean. But here’s some special [...]

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smg forwarded this to me yesterday and I almost wet myself. Chronic incontinence is a debilitating affliction, let me tell you. But get a load of this awesome story and then ask yourself: if you were inside a thirteen-year-old again and managed to sort yourself out an inexhaustible line of credit, what would you do? [...]

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