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Cuntslot

October 26th, 2009 · Comments

I learnt a new word today: cuntslot. I like it. A lot.
You guys are a bunch of cuntslots.
End.
(Thanks to The Scott, the biggest cuntslot of all, for sending me this link. It’s also used in this romantic e-novella.)

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes shopping

October 17th, 2009 · Comments

Because there’s always time for Triumph.
A St Bernard’s nutbag. Hysterical!

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Craiglist’s most bizarre ads

September 27th, 2009 · Comments

The Telegraph has very kindly compiled a “Top 20″ list of bizarre postings on Craigslist, and it contains a few humdingers. It goes without saying that a fair number of them are probably just pisstakes, but I think we can just let them slide through for comedy’s sake.
These are my personal favourites:
3) Seeking adult [...]

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Fleshlight makes women officially redundant

September 21st, 2009 · Comments

Hold onto your latex socks, boys!
Liberator – well known company producing sex furniture & pillows has designed exclusively for Fleshlight a new line of hands free pleasure – Fleshlight Motion
If not, why not? And once you’ve worn your Fleshlight Motion ragged, why not invest in The Top Dog, On A Mission or

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A short hiatus

August 20th, 2008 · Comments

I’m off for a whistle-stop 10-day visit to the US East Coast, and it’s unlikely there’ll be much posting before 1 September (unless latent contributor smg decides to grace us all with his wit). I know you’ll be alright without me.
Take care, keep it real and see you on the flipside.
Ciao.
Salami

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eBay revenge

August 15th, 2008 · Comments

This is something worth checking out – an Aussie bird has put the dirty undies and condom wrapper that betrayed her sneaky husband’s affair up for auction on eBay. If you’re interested in the item specifics, here we go:
Weirdness: Really Weird, unique, unusual
Condition: Used – BUT ONLY ONCE
Subject Area: Adult, immature
Year: Knowing him, under 20 [...]

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Tonight….God is a DJ

August 9th, 2008 · Comments

Man, these guys know how to party. Did someone spike their sacramental wine with speed? Or are they just high on the Holy Spirit? Lucky bastards. I asked my weed guy the other night if he could get his hands on some sweet Holy Spirit, but no luck. Apparently there’s a serious drought at the [...]

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Fatty gets stuck on toilet; boyfriend beats the rap

July 31st, 2008 · Comments

Here’s a happy Jerry Springer couple if ever I heard one:
Ness City, Kansas – A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.
Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A [...]

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Oh Talula!

July 24th, 2008 · Comments

Dear Lord, I should have worn my rubber undies today! This is one of the funniest news bits I’ve read in a long time. And, once again, it comes courtesy of New Zealand, the country which boasts the highest rate of laughing stock per capita in the world.
Wellington – A New Zealand judge has slammed [...]

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Banned Heinz commercial

July 22nd, 2008 · Comments

Not exactly new if you live in the UK, but for the benefit of those less fortunate here’s Heinz’s Deli Mayo commercial that was pulled from the telly a month or so ago after pea-brained, inbred parents complained that they objected to having to explain homosexuality to their young kids.
The salami’s proposition: if you [...]

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