This is awesome². Or at least perhaps (smoking hot) x (boobalicious³). Marissa Miller cleans up her act for photographer Deborah Anderson’s new coffee table book Room 23 and Kelly Brook kits off for Ralph Lauren in GQ. Because as every true fashionista knows, the best way to sell high-end couture is with pictures of [...]

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Well, that should get some attention.
Megan Fox’s latest movie Jennifer’s Body (penned by Juno’s Oscar-winning scribe Diablo Cody) might have tanked at the US box office, but this lovely little scene of her macking on co-star Amanda Seyfried is worth a few repeat watches. Particularly seeing as we already know that Megan has a certain [...]

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Jesus Marimba! As one door closes, another one opens. I am in luuuurrrve.
I’ve always had a major boner for Mila Kunis, but this really is the pènis de résistance.
Here’s a little background bio:
Kunis was born in Kiev, Ukrainian SSR, to a Jewish family. Her mother, Elvira, is a physics teacher and drug [...]

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Here are some delicious snaps of House’s Olivia Wilde from GQ’s October issue. I have nothing to add, except this:

Crikey! I miss that show.
See more photos of Olivia from GQ here.

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Sure, Swedish crossbow, um, shooter Sara Boberg is a fresh-faced, pure-hearted cutie-pie. Until she spreads them for the camera, that is. There’s been a lot of blog focus on Olympic hotties since the games kicked off, but so far no-one’s slutted it up with more style than Sara. It doesn’t hurt that she’s fit [...]

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The best part about the Games are the Olympchicks. Like Germany’s Katharina Sholz (field hockey), Nicole Reinhardt (kayak), Petra Niemann (sailing) and Romy Tarangul (judo), who all got fresh (i.e. nsfw) for Deutsche Playboy.
So is there any quality muff at all in Team South Africa? Other than the obvious, of course. Mmmm. Gorgeous.

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Meet Ukrainian hottie Dasha Astafieva, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2007…and the latest object of Hef’s affections. So much so that it’s causing a ruckus amongst Hef’s three current girlfriends, Holly, Bridget and Kendra. I’m not surprised. Frankly, if I’d been poking around with his idiot blonde posse for as long as he [...]

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Alright, alright. Here’s hoping it doesn’t get pulled (again) from YouTube too quickly. Eva Mendez getting naked with a bit of boob and some nip in a Calvin Klein television commercial that’s just been banned in the US.
Thankfully, in this instance banned does actually = tits.
NSFW, btw.
UPDATE: Ok, I just watched it again and [...]

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No complaints with this! I forgot for a while that I’ve still got quite a sizeable jones on for Jennifer Aniston – it just took a snap like this to remind me. The puppies are looking pretty good! For 40-year-old puppies, mind you, but I’d think nothing of climbing down the front of her [...]

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Internationally celebrated greasemonger Cristiano Ronaldo taps this. Or he used to tap this. Or maybe he still does. Who cares – seeing as I’m unlikely to get a chance to have a crack at her in person, so long as I stick to Ronaldo-less pictures of model Nereida Gallardo and her magnificent cans, I’ll be [...]

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