I received a rather angry email from Down Under this morning in which some dickhead had a go at me for not having posted in a few weeks. Fair enough, I suppose. So here are some nsfw lesbians in a shower.
The same question has been put to me more than a few times recently, and [...]

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Nsfw Lucy Pinder. That’s all I’m going to say.
She has awwwwwwwwwesome boobies.
Ok. I’m done now.

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Charlize just gets cooler and cooler by the day. She swears, smokes pot, gets naked often enough and has a wicked sense of humour. She’s like a rad dude, only seriously hot and with awesome tits. If she was a guy, I’d totally go gay for her.
And she, it seems, has no problem with [...]

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Did somebody ask for some snaps of Saffa model Candice Swanepoel flashing her tuchus on the beach? You didn’t!? Well then who did?
Who the fuck cares. Here she is. Lovely bottom. Beautiful tailpiece.
Update: It seems that this might be Marisa Miller’s shabooty. Doesn’t change the way I feel about it.

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Yes, yes…we’ve seen them before. Last week. Fine. But they’re nice, so I wanted to see them again. And ta-daaa – here’s more of Eva Amurri’s tits in Californication (nsfw).
Check out the previous post here.

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I’ve been feeling particularly in love with Amber Heard after seeing Zombieland (watch this space) a few days ago. Which is why I was so happy to find these pictures of her in the UK’s FHM November issue.
If I could only get just one shot to let her see what a great guy I [...]

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I love it when you get something you really wanted without ever realising before that you had ever wanted it. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri are quite the pair! That’s one generation gap I’d looove to bridge. If you know what I mean. “Bridge” = “fuck”.
For now, I’ll happily settle for Eva’s [...]

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I concur wholeheartedly with Esquire’s November 2009 take on this. Senfuckingsational. If my penis had a heart, it would be crying tears right now. And I’d need more tissues.
Here’s the video proof:

Jebus. Sweet Jebus. I’m having a mild meltdown right now.

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Sophie Monk’s nipples are fantastic talents, and it’s great that they’re getting some well-deserved publicity. Her ginormous cans also merit recognition for their solid supporting roles. I’ve had imaginary sex with considerably more attractive girls, and real sex with considerably less attractive anima girls, but I’d be willing to raise my standards out of [...]

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