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Olympic tart

August 19th, 2008 ·

Sure, Swedish crossbow, um, shooter Sara Boberg is a fresh-faced, pure-hearted cutie-pie. Until she spreads them for the camera, that is. There’s been a lot of blog focus on Olympic hotties since the games kicked off, but so far no-one’s slutted it up with more style than Sara. It doesn’t hurt that she’s fit [...]

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German Olympic fluff

August 15th, 2008 ·

The best part about the Games are the Olympchicks. Like Germany’s Katharina Sholz (field hockey), Nicole Reinhardt (kayak), Petra Niemann (sailing) and Romy Tarangul (judo), who all got fresh (i.e. nsfw) for Deutsche Playboy.
So is there any quality muff at all in Team South Africa? Other than the obvious, of course. Mmmm. Gorgeous.

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Hef’s new squeeze

August 13th, 2008 ·

Meet Ukrainian hottie Dasha Astafieva, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2007…and the latest object of Hef’s affections. So much so that it’s causing a ruckus amongst Hef’s three current girlfriends, Holly, Bridget and Kendra. I’m not surprised. Frankly, if I’d been poking around with his idiot blonde posse for as long as he [...]

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Eva Mendez topless commercial

August 4th, 2008 ·

Alright, alright. Here’s hoping it doesn’t get pulled (again) from YouTube too quickly. Eva Mendez getting naked with a bit of boob and some nip in a Calvin Klein television commercial that’s just been banned in the US.
Thankfully, in this instance banned does actually = tits.
NSFW, btw.
UPDATE: Ok, I just watched it again and [...]

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Jennifer Aniston is thinking about the Salami

August 1st, 2008 ·

No complaints with this! I forgot for a while that I’ve still got quite a sizeable jones on for Jennifer Aniston - it just took a snap like this to remind me. The puppies are looking pretty good! For 40-year-old puppies, mind you, but I’d think nothing of climbing down the front of her [...]

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Ronaldo’s “is-she-isn’t-she”

July 29th, 2008 ·

Internationally celebrated greasemonger Cristiano Ronaldo taps this. Or he used to tap this. Or maybe he still does. Who cares - seeing as I’m unlikely to get a chance to have a crack at her in person, so long as I stick to Ronaldo-less pictures of model Nereida Gallardo and her magnificent cans, I’ll be [...]

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Joanna Krrrrrrrrrrrupa

July 25th, 2008 ·

Joanna looking quite reasonable as always. Something for you to think about during your mid-morning Friday workwank.
Safe for work, but still awesome.

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Gisele Bundchen

July 18th, 2008 ·

Seems like Gisele is trying to give our Marisa a run for her money. Her cheeks are so hot they’ve burnt two delicious wounds in her pants. I wonder where she keeps her wallet and car keys?
Click here for more of Gisele in one of her hottest shoots in a long time.

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Marisa Miller

July 16th, 2008 ·

Boingggggg!
Let’s get real for a minute: we don’t actually want to hit that. Sure, it might be good for a night or two, but it’ll ruin sex for the rest of your life. May as well cut your cock off once you’ve hoofed her out the door because you’ll never slip into something more comfortable [...]

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Friday blues

June 13th, 2008 ·

I’m bleeding from my eyeballs this morning thanks to an unexpectedly heavy night last night, so I’m going to keep this short. Real short.
See more of Kelly Carlson (above) over here. She keeps it pretty clean, but she’s a little belter.
You may have played the Crimson Room and the Viridian Room before, but have [...]

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