In the past few weeks there’s been some low-level buzz (i.e. probably lies) that Ang will be following in the footsteps of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry by slipping into Catwoman’s skin-tight rubbers for the next Batman movie. Personally, I think it’s a grand idea - ever since the old Billy Bob Thornton “vials [...]

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Meet Ukrainian hottie Dasha Astafieva, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2007…and the latest object of Hef’s affections. So much so that it’s causing a ruckus amongst Hef’s three current girlfriends, Holly, Bridget and Kendra. I’m not surprised. Frankly, if I’d been poking around with his idiot blonde posse for as long as he [...]

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Lily Allen lets her boob flop out for the paps. Again.
Click on the pic for the nsfw version. Nothing spectacular, but as good a nip slip as you’ll get. Unless you’re Tara Reid.

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Photos “hacked” from Miley Cyrus’ cellphone continue to surface and create all sorts of issues for my pants and, if rumour is correct, there are some even naughtier shower pics waiting to be released.
Does this really seem to you like a 15-year-old who’s sworn off sex until marriage? I’m skeptical.
Of more immediate [...]

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Here they are, making their world debut. And a little disappointing, if you ask me. No halos, no flying cherubs, no wise men, frankinsence or myrrh. I was at least expecting to see Knox in the lotus position with one finger touching the blankets and the other hand flipping a peace sign. They seem pretty [...]

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Well, it’s a good thing Wino hasn’t just spent 8 days in hospital and doesn’t suffer from emphysema. Oh, wait. Scratch. I guess the living dead is just miserable because her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has just been sentenced to 2 years in the clink for assaulting a pub-landlord and attempting to pervert the course of [...]

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Oooh, scandal!
“Batman” star Christian Bale has denied allegations of assault made by his mother and sister, hours after he was arrested, questioned by London police and released.
The actor spent four hours at a police station Tuesday, but was not charged. British media had reported that Bale’s mother, Jenny, and sister Sharon complained he had assaulted [...]

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Turboskank Sienna Miller sluts it up with married sort-of-actor Balthazar Getty in Italy.
In case you were wondering, Balthazar played Ralph in 1990’s Lord Of The Flies and is the great-grandson of tycoon J. Paul Getty. Which qualifies him to administer manual mammograms.

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The waiting’s over, but the fuss is only just beginning. How exciting for the world. Angelina Jolie gave birth to a boy and girl over the weekend, bringing the Brangelina rug-rat tally to 6.
Oscar winner Jolie, 33, had the twins by caesarean section on Saturday evening at the Lenval hospital on the glamorous Promenade des [...]

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What next? She’s one of those lizards from V? Boooooooring.
Lindsay’s been spotted kissing 30-year-old DJ Samantha Ronson (Mark Ronson’s sister) in Cannes. There’s even a rumour they’re engaged.
We’ll stop a while so you can get off the bus and take stupid pictures, and then let’s move on to the next attraction. Follow the [...]

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