Hohoho. Everybody’s favourite misogynist and wife-batterer was arrested on Christmas Day following some alleged festive domestic violence…and it has now turned out that a weapon might have been involved. Oooooooh.
The 44-year-old Two and a Half Men star was arrested yesterday morning in Aspen, Colo., and released that night after posting an $8,500 bond.
Aspen Police Department [...]

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[Twilight Zone / UFO noise] WoooHOOOOOOhooooooooooo…
It all came true. Even the freaky beast in the mirror – see husband Simon Monjack with varicose veins.
“Redbox, which operate DVD kiosks around the US, are dispatching teams to remove the Deadline box art from kiosk displays.” – RadarOnline
So here’s my awesome idea. It’s about a movie poster designer who designs [...]

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Yowzers. Brittany Murphy died today. That’s a bummer.
Brittany Murphy, the actress who got her start in the sleeper hit “Clueless” and rose to stardom in “8 Mile,” died Sunday in Los Angeles. She was 32.
Murphy was pronounced dead at 10:04 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital spokeswoman Sally Stewart said. Stewart would not provide a [...]

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Charlize just gets cooler and cooler by the day. She swears, smokes pot, gets naked often enough and has a wicked sense of humour. She’s like a rad dude, only seriously hot and with awesome tits. If she was a guy, I’d totally go gay for her.
And she, it seems, has no problem with [...]

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I love it when you get something you really wanted without ever realising before that you had ever wanted it. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri are quite the pair! That’s one generation gap I’d looove to bridge. If you know what I mean. “Bridge” = “fuck”.
For now, I’ll happily settle for Eva’s [...]

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Heavy drinking David Hasselhoff had to be cooled off in a basement after he got shitfaced at Simon Cowell’s 50th birthday party and decked a doctor who had been called out to deal with him. All that’s missing from this story is guns. Guns and maybe a car chase.
The Sun has it all:
Staff at the [...]

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Jesus, this is some fucked up shit right about here. Mackenzie Phillips, otherwise best known (at a push) for playing the precocious youngster Carol in George Lucas’s American Graffiti (a 1950’s Dazed and Confused – check it out!), will now forever best be known as that chick who boned her dad, John Phillips from 60’s [...]

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Now this is just plain offensive. I made my peace with Lady Gaga months ago – it’s tough having to live with your penis permanently tucked inside your flaps, so if dressing like a clown makes her happy, then I’m quite ok with that. Her wacky style also provides a welcome distraction from her abominable [...]

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Exhibit “A”: Avril Lavigne, St Tropez, circa July 2009; Exhibit “B”: Avril Lavigne, New York, circa Monday.
Not that we really need a story to justify criticising Avril from placing pretty clear emphasis on the first syllable of her name, but here’s the gossip that no-one really gives a shit about:
LOS ANGELES – Marriage was reportedly [...]

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By now we’ve all seen or heard about Kanye West’s awesome Hennessy-fuelled stage invasion at the MTV VMAs on Sunday night. You know, the one where The New King of Pop told Taylor Swift she basically sucked and then blew a mouthful of musty air up Beyonce’s mangina. Shit, it’s already taken the interweb by [...]

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