Not only is the French president the step-father of Mick Jagger’s bastard (which also means he gets regular schtoepage out of Mick’s sloppy seconds, model and first lady Carla Bruni), but he’s also a belligerent drunk, as evidenced in these priceless YouTube clips:

Here he is arriving at a press conference at last year’s G8 summit [...]

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It may not be a torture-fest in a Chinese prison, but Jack Bauer began his 48-day DUI sentence on Wednesday for pulling an illegal u-turn after a September night out and violating his probation in the process.
The star will serve 48 days at the private Glendale City Jail, spending Christmas, New Year [...]

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Kiefer Sutherland has had his share of amusing booze-tinted spotlight moments in recent years, but this time the cops are taking a bit of a harder line. Instead of shipping him off to the Chinese or making him kill his own family, they´ve now taken the extreme measure of sticking him in the dock for [...]

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God, this is a tough question.
Let´s set the scene: I´m pretty wasted. I just watched the newest Die Hard movie (review to come), and I´m torn. John McClane is a fucking demon. If you have´t seen the flick, you have no fucking idea. But then again…Jack Bauer. He´s no dirt-tracker. And he´s my [...]

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Clearly the Hoff prefers getting recognition for being a total idiot to getting no recognition at all. Becuase he´s done quite well recently in establishing a refurbished, rebuffed image as a drunken clown.
Apparently, Mitch Buchanan now wants The Sun to print an apology in respect of a story it ran about the Hoffster getting [...]

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It is not, nor has it ever been, my intention to subtly convert Splattermail into a lame 24 psycho-fan blog. It’s just that Jack Bauer is so friggin’ awesome that it’s almost impossible not to say or do anything in any given hectic situation without first asking yourself: WWJD?
Maybe I’ll get some very special [...]

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