[Twilight Zone / UFO noise] WoooHOOOOOOhooooooooooo…

It all came true. Even the freaky beast in the mirror – see husband Simon Monjack with varicose veins.

“Redbox, which operate DVD kiosks around the US, are dispatching teams to remove the Deadline box art from kiosk displays.” – RadarOnline

So here’s my awesome idea. It’s about a movie poster designer who designs posters which turn into real life events. It can star Brittany Murphy - hunched over a table, curled up in a broom closet or passed out in a gutter. Then, after she mysteriously dies in the bath/shower after boat-racing a bucket of Hydrocodone and Fluoxetine, our hero realises that the movie would be much cooler if he just stuck to designing posters of me getting blown by the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. The end. Happily so.