Awesome! And thanks to Kevin for reading my mind on this one! Britney Spears’s 16-year-old sister (on the right) is up the duff. It’s like a tasteless soap opera.

The cable channel [Nickelodeon] confirmed a report in the forthcoming edition of celebrity gossip magazine OK! that Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child.

A high school student who lives in Louisiana, Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly met the father, Casey Aldridge, the son of a Tennessee papermill worker, at church. Jamie Lynn Spears’ personal publicist was not available for comment.

It’s all so trashy, isn’t it? She might well have outplayed her big sister with this one! Childrens’ cable channels, underage sex, blue collars, church…its like a day in the life of a pre-teen salami! It’s so raunchy!

I’m excited to see how many points little Jamie Lynn racks up over the next five years. I’m betting two failed marriages, a porn tape, two more garbage pail kids, five upskirts, a worthless reality show, five birthdays, one DUI and…rehab.

Still. Problems aside, I can’t wait til she turns 18 and I can legally masturbate over her. She’s nice.