Not exactly new if you live in the UK, but for the benefit of those less fortunate here’s Heinz’s Deli Mayo commercial that was pulled from the telly a month or so ago after pea-brained, inbred parents complained that they objected to having to explain homosexuality to their young kids.

The salami’s proposition: if you can spot the gay in this ad, you’re a narrow-minded bigot. I don’t want to have to tell you all to look a little deeper, but apparently there’s a fat chunk of losers who can’t see beyond face value.