Thanks to Franco for his fabulous contribution: a collection of incredible photos of SA Sports Illustrated swimwear favourite, Ana Hickman. Ana once held the record for being the woman with the longest legs in the world - and although you can’t see them in this shot, trust me: every inch of them (and there’s 46 inches on each leg) is juicy and tender. Kinda like a KFC drumstick, but with a better tan.

Haven’t seen much of old Ana for a while, which is quite a pity. But its good to catch up with her again. We’ll get, um, better acquainted once the office quietens down a bit.

Until then, I’m going to ponder how fantastic it would be to spend just a day as her left hand.