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Entries from December 2009

Cost of Tiger Woods scandal: $12 billion

December 29th, 2009 · Comments

That’s a lot of tom.
MIAMI (Reuters) – The sex scandal that engulfed Tiger Woods may have cost shareholders of companies endorsed by the world’s No. 1 golfer up to $12 billion in losses, according to a study by two economics professors from the University of California, Davis.
Boy. So Tiger has actually fucked way more people [...]

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Tags: music

A Charlie Sheen Christmas

December 27th, 2009 · Comments

Hohoho. Everybody’s favourite misogynist and wife-batterer was arrested on Christmas Day following some alleged festive domestic violence…and it has now turned out that a weapon might have been involved. Oooooooh.
The 44-year-old Two and a Half Men star was arrested yesterday morning in Aspen, Colo., and released that night after posting an $8,500 bond.
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Brittany Murphy: The Prophecy

December 24th, 2009 · Comments

[Twilight Zone / UFO noise] WoooHOOOOOOhooooooooooo…
It all came true. Even the freaky beast in the mirror – see husband Simon Monjack with varicose veins.
“Redbox, which operate DVD kiosks around the US, are dispatching teams to remove the Deadline box art from kiosk displays.” – RadarOnline
So here’s my awesome idea. It’s about a movie poster designer who designs [...]

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RIP Brittany Murphy

December 20th, 2009 · Comments

Yowzers. Brittany Murphy died today. That’s a bummer.
Brittany Murphy, the actress who got her start in the sleeper hit “Clueless” and rose to stardom in “8 Mile,” died Sunday in Los Angeles. She was 32.
Murphy was pronounced dead at 10:04 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital spokeswoman Sally Stewart said. Stewart would not provide a [...]

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Rage Against The Machine for Christmas No. 1!

December 16th, 2009 · Comments

I despise getting requests for charitable donations, but I’m going to stick my coc neck out here and recommend – nay, demand – that everyone who reads this post immediately:

joins this Facebook group; and
purchases a download of Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing In The Name” via one of the online outlets listed below BEFORE midnight [...]

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