Nsfw Lucy Pinder. That’s all I’m going to say.
She has awwwwwwwwwesome boobies.
Ok. I’m done now.

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What the fuck is this now!? It seems that there’s a serious senior faction within the Church of England (that’s Anglicans to the rest of us) who are conspiring to hook up again with the Roman Catholic Church – 500 years after the initial split between Pope Clement VII and Henry VIII that ignited a [...]

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I learnt a new word today: cuntslot. I like it. A lot.
You guys are a bunch of cuntslots.
End.
(Thanks to The Scott, the biggest cuntslot of all, for sending me this link. It’s also used in this romantic e-novella.)

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This “bootlegged” (read: shit quality) trailer for James Cameron’s budget-busting 3-D CGI extravaganza has hit the internet. If you squint just right, you’ll get a pretty good idea of what “Avatar” is all about: Lieutenant Dan and a bunch of man-sized Smurfs hanging around on floating islands.

If you’re like me and get hard talking [...]

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Charlize just gets cooler and cooler by the day. She swears, smokes pot, gets naked often enough and has a wicked sense of humour. She’s like a rad dude, only seriously hot and with awesome tits. If she was a guy, I’d totally go gay for her.
And she, it seems, has no problem with [...]

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Did somebody ask for some snaps of Saffa model Candice Swanepoel flashing her tuchus on the beach? You didn’t!? Well then who did?
Who the fuck cares. Here she is. Lovely bottom. Beautiful tailpiece.
Update: It seems that this might be Marisa Miller’s shabooty. Doesn’t change the way I feel about it.

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Yes, yes…we’ve seen them before. Last week. Fine. But they’re nice, so I wanted to see them again. And ta-daaa – here’s more of Eva Amurri’s tits in Californication (nsfw).
Check out the previous post here.

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Well, not so much a sermon, but a pitch for one of the most ingenious businesses ever!
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets: “The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World”!
Cottoning on yet? Brilliant, isn’t it?
You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your [...]

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I’ve been feeling particularly in love with Amber Heard after seeing Zombieland (watch this space) a few days ago. Which is why I was so happy to find these pictures of her in the UK’s FHM November issue.
If I could only get just one shot to let her see what a great guy I [...]

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Because there’s always time for Triumph.
A St Bernard’s nutbag. Hysterical!

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